What movies have not aged well?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Ah so!”

-J W Pepper

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Octopussy

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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Diamonds Are Forever

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

From Russia With Love

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Moonraker

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Goldfinger

-Bond slapping Tracy.

How come I can't stay sober?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

A View to a Kill

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

How do I seduce a maid for sex?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Live and Let Die

Dr No

I found out I have cancer—I have not told my family. We can’t afford the treatment anyway. Should I just say nothing and let nature take its course?

-All the bad guys are black.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

You Only Live Twice

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